The Long-Lost Green-Tailed Grebe

The Long-Lost Green-Tailed Grebe is a solo song performed by Fern in "Elwood City Turns 100!".

Lyrics
Taste the salty tears we weep,

For the long lost Green-Tailed Grebe.

Our sorrows run so very deep,

For the long lost Green-Tailed Grebe.

While lumber jacks were tickled pink,

The Green-Tailed Grebe she went extinct.