Desperately Seeking Stanley/Transcript

(In Arthur 's bedroom)

Woogle: (sneezes) If we were on a lower shelf, maybe someone would dust this once in a while!

Stanley: But there's such a lovely view from up here.

Woogle: Yeah, well enjoy it while it lasts! I'd give us two more months, then it's the trash can.

Stanley: The trash can?! Don't be absurd! Arthur would never throw us away.

Woogle: Oh yeah? Have you seen yourself lately? You're falling apart!

Stanley: Really? Oh, dear.

Woogle: Face it, Stanley. You're a has-been! Yesterday's toy! A moldy (inaudible).

(dog barks)

Kate Read: Oh, Pal! Look! That wicked Woogle is being mean to Stanley again.

Woogle: You smell. Why couldn't I have been put next to something rubber?

Pal: Nasty little fad. Stay here, Kate. Hang on, old man! (barks again)

Woogle: Arthur couldn't give you away.

Kate: Are you all right, Stanley?

Stanley: Sure. Never better, although I seem to be losing my leg.

Pal: You mustn't listen to anything that Woogle says!

Stanley: Oh, I don't! Arthur and I have been through so much together. I'm not going anywhere.

Arthur's Mom: (sighs) If I have to sew this bear one more time....

Woogle: Ha-ha-ha. Well, at least the mutt still likes you. If you're lucky, maybe he'll use you as his chew-toy!

(Title card)

DESPERATELY SEEKING STANLEY

Written by: Cusi Cram --- Storyboard by: Patricia Atchison and Julian Harris

Francine Frensky: (V.O.) Desperately Seeking Stanley.

D.W. Read: Arthur!

Arthur: (to the audience) Shh.

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