D.W.'s Library Card (episode)/Transcript

Arthur: [at the library] I love the library! There are so many books to read and great things to find out. But the best thing about the library is... [whispers] it's quiet. D.W.: Arthur!! Arthur: Except on days when I have to bring D.W. D.W.:  What does this word say? [points at a word on a book]                                                                                                                                                           Arthur: "The." [D.W. walks away] Another great thing about the library is I can check out all these books! D.W.: ''Arthur!! ''Arthur: What is it now? D.W.:  What does this word say? Arthur: "Red." [D.W. walks away] To take books out at the library, you need a library card. But it's easy to get one of those. All you have to do is... D.W.: ''ARTHUR!! ''Arthur: What?! D.W.: How about this word? Arthur: "Dog"! "The Red Dog," okay? Got it?! And stop being so noisy! See the sign? It says, "No talking." D.W.: If I can't read The Red Dog, how do you expect me to read that sign? Arthur: Well... just go pester someone else-- I'm busy. [D.W. does so] Where was I? Oh, yeah-- all you need to do to get a library card is... D.W: Shh! [whispers] The sign says, "No talking"! Paige Turner: "D.W.'s Library Card." Binky: [reading a book called Chopin to D.W.] And he published "Rondo in C Minor" when he was only 15 years old! Arthur: D.W.! [Binky gasps and closes the book] Stop bothering Binky! It's time for your puppet show in the kids' section. D.W.: I wasn't bugging him. Binky was reading to me about Chopin: the great romantic composer. Binky: No, I wasn't. Uhh, his name was Chopin [shows Arthur the cover of the book Kicking Koalas with a man on it] and he was a karate master. to D.W.] You weren't listening! Arthur: Sorry if my sister was bothering you.