Arthur Rides the Bandwagon/Transcript

Introduction
''In a department store Arthur and Buster look at a commercial on a TV screen. Three children are pressed against the back wall of a dark alley looking scared. A shadow falls over them, which turns out to be a girl holding a Woogle.''

Announcer: Is it a toy? Is it a pet? Is it an alien?

Kids: (scream)

Girl: No, it's my Woogle!

Jingle: “Oh, they bounce like a ball, / they stretch like a snake, / they wiggle and waggle and shimmy and shake. / They smile when you hold them / and cry when you don't. / They're Woogles, Woogles,  Woogles! / They say something cute when you give them a squeeze. Like…”

Woogle: “Can I have a hug, pretty please?”

Jingle: “You can put them in hats or even a dress. / And they're better than pets ‘cause they don't make a mess! Woogles, Woogles, Woogles!”

Woogle: Woogles come in every color of the rainbow, and then some! So collect them all! Take me home today!

''The commercial ends. Arthur shakes his head.''

Arthur: Ha! Woogles! Who would ever buy something so dumb?! Hey, Buster? Buster? Buster has just bought a Woogle.     Oh, brother!