I Can't Snap My Fingers

I can't snap my fingersIt can't be hard to doWell I can crack my knucklesMom says that's bad for youI can break a pencilIt kind of has that soundBut I can't snap my fingersLike the other kids aroundI practice every morningOn the way to schoolBut finger snappers laugh at meSomeday I will be coolI ate a fish called snapperBut it didn't helpHow do fish snap anywayI mean, they're all wet and slippery and who canEven hear it in underwater?Well let me tell you folksI can't snap my fingersI really wish I couldI should give up practicingBecause I'm just no good'Hey, I did it! I did it!'