Fern's Cell Phone Song

My Little Purple Friend is a song sung by Fern Walters in the episode "Phony Fern". It is about her newfound love for her new Portilex-360 cell phone.

Lyrics
Fern: I never thought it could be true


 * that I'd be so fond of you.


 * I'm flesh and blood,


 * and you're just a piece of plastic.


 * But when I hear you start to ring,


 * something in me wants to sing.


 * And with you by my side, I feel fantastic!

(pause)


 * You're my purple friend!


 * My special pur-ple friend!

Both: And together, there is nothing we can't do!

Fern: Text a buddy!

Portilex: Go online!

Fern: Snap a photo!

Portilex: Check the time!

Fern: Write a sonnet!

Portilex: I'll get on it!

Fern: Oh, this feeling's unexpected,


 * but now we're so connected!


 * My little purple friend and me!