Revenge of the Chip/Transcript

Television Host: Ha ha ha! So you bit the sandwich and then saw half a worm in the part you hadn't eaten! Right?

Kid: Uh huh.

Television Host: Ha ha! And then what did you do?

Buster Baxter, Francine Frensky, Arthur Read: SPIT IT OUT!

Buster: Go to the emergency room!

Francine: Ew! Get dewormed!

Kid: Ate the rest.

(Laughter)

Arthur, Buster, and Francine: Ugh! That's gross!

Television Host: (laughs again) Boys sure do the most embarrassing things, don't they? Let's watch a reenactment.

Arthur: (to the audience watching his show) It's weird how we all hate being embarrassed, but it doesn't bug us much if it happens to someone else. Sort of.

Francine: If I were him, I'd wear a bag over my head for the rest of my life.

Arthur: How can you tell everybody he did that? On TV?

Buster: I wonder what kind of sandwich it was.

(the kids see a close-up of the sandwich with a worm inside it on the screen)

Francine: TURN IT OFF!

(all talking at once)

Buster: But there's still ten more embarrassing minutes to come.

(Intertitle)

REVENGE OF THE CHIP

Written by: Dietrich Smith Storyboard by: Mario Cabrera

Francine: (voice-over) Revenge of the Chip!

D.W.: Arthur!

Arthur: (to the audience) SHHH!

(Back to the story)

Arthur: So You Do the Most Embarrassing Things is going to do a live show at Wonderworld next week, and we wrote in for tickets.