It's a No-Brainer/Transcript

Opening Segment
Nigel Ratburn: Now, class, there's no reason to be nervous.

Francine Frensky: Phew!

Mr. Ratburn: It's not like this is some sort of punishment.

Binky Barnes: Whew!

Arthur Read: Have you ever faced certain doom?

Mr. Ratburn: If one of you would simply volunteer for the task, you wouldn't have to go through this.

Muffy Crosswire: Whew.

Arthur: When all that stood between you and total failure....

Mr. Ratburn: Okay, boys. Last ones!

Arthur: Was a straw!

(Buster screams)

Mr. Ratburn: Congratulations, Buster! You win the supremely exciting challenge of competing against Brain in the third-grade mathathon!

Arthur: Buster?

(Brain sighs)

Title Card
IT'S A NO-BRAINER

Written by: Dietrich Smith -- Storyboard by: Robert Yap

Francine: (voice-over) It's a No-Brainer.

Brain's dog: (barks)

The Brain: Hey!