Sue Ellen and the Brainasaurous/Transcript

Introduction
''View through a video camera's viewfinder. Arthur sits at a table.''

Arthur: "You know, some people just have to do everything themselves. They..." Brain, who operates the camera, walks around the table to Arthur.

Brain: Cut, cut, cut! I'm sorry, Arthur, I have to stop you. This is just too boring

Arthur: Boring? But...

Brain: You need a little enthusiasm, more energy... Put a little shape into the line. Remember, this is the opening of the show! ''He walks back to the camera. '' Try it again.

Arthur: "Some people... just have to do... everything... themselves."

Brain: That was it? That's enthusiastic?

Arthur: Yeah. Well...that was practice. (clears throat)   "Some people just have to do everything themselves!" How was that? Brain looks bored.

''A clapperboard saying: „Arthur Teaser Sc. 1-16“.''

Brain: Tease. Take seven! He runs around the table, now dressed as Arthur, and looks into the camera.   „You know, some people just have to do everything themselves! They won't let anybody help them!“ I think that's much better. Okay. That's a wrap. Cue the title.

Title card: Brain [!] underwater

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Sue Ellen puts on her helmet while Francine unchains her bike. Sue Ellen: I've never done a report with Brain before. It should be fun.

Francine: It'll be easy, that's for sure.

Sue Ellen: How do you mean?

Francine: You'll see, Sue Ellen. Brain is kind of the type that... Buster walks by.

Buster: Brain's great! He's the best report partner I ever!

Francine: Well, I'm your partner this time, Buster, and I'm not Brain! If you know what I mean. She grabs him by the sleeve.   Come on! We're going to the library.