So Funny I Forgot to Laugh/Transcript

Sue Ellen's House

 * [Sue Ellen is in her bed, writing in her diary.]
 * Sue Ellen: [narrating in imagination] "Dear diary. Last week I received the most amazing package. It traveled halfway around the world, all the way from Dharamsala, India. [Tenzin packages the box] The package was sent to me by my pen pal, Tenzin Wangdu. He's Tibetan, and even though I've never met him, I think he's really cool! Inside was a sweater made by his mom of real yak wool. Yaks are a kind of shaggy cow that only lives in the Himalayas. It was so soft. I put it on right away. It was a little big, but I didn't care. It was instantly my favorite sweater. It felt magical, like I could almost feel the snow from the Himalayas around me. But a lot can change in a week. Now when I look at that sweater, I don't think of Tenzin, or the Himalayas, or the yak where the wool came from. I only think about how mean people can be."
 * [Title card]
 * 'Binky: "So Funny I Forgot to Laugh"

School

 * [Francine runs in the front door]
 * Francine: Brrr. Man, it's cold out there.

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