How the Cookie Crumbles/Transcript

Arthur Read: (grunting) Hurry!

Francine Frensky: Binky, keep your foot out of my mouth!

Binky: Hold it steady! I'm almost there!

(all yelling)

Binky: I smell food. (sniffing) It's me! I'm a cookie! (giggling)

The Brain: (sniffing) We're all cookies!

Francine: I've always wanted to be a cookie.

The Brain: I've always wanted to be an astrophysicist.

Binky: (he sees a shadow of a large hand) Huh?!

(all whimpering)

Muffy Crosswire: I know you're in there.

Arthur: A glass of milk! That must mean---

Muffy: It's snacktime!

Arthur: NOOOOOO!

(the cookies try to get away from Muffy)

Muffy: I know where you're hiding.

Arthur: We should have a choice of whether we get eaten.

Muffy: Cookies don't get to choose, silly.

The Brain: Wouldn't you prefer a piece of nutricious fruit?

(the cookies talk at once)

Muffy: Quiet! I baked you, now I'm gonna eat you!

Francine: But that's not fair!

Muffy: Fair, schmair! Whoever owns ovens makes the rules. That's just the way it is.

Binky: Look out!

(Title Card)

HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBLES

Written by: Joe Fallon    ---  Storyboard by Brian Anderson

Binky: (V.O.) How the Cookie Crumbles.

(We now return to the story)