The Perfect Brother/Transcript

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Arthur: And when Francine visits…   Francine leaves, the living room is a mess.   Well, let’s just say, next to her I look neat.

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Mrs. Read: Arthur, guess what. Alan’s spending the weekend. His parents are going away.

Arthur: Alan? Alan who? Oh, you mean the Brain.

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Arthur: Instead I’m stuck with two sisters.

D.W.: You’re not stuck. You can leave anytime and I’ll take your room.

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Arthur sees Brain’s room, which is just as messy as his own.

Arthur: Whoa! I don’t believe it. You were so neat in my house.

Brain: Yeah, and it almost killed me. I was a guest in your house. I had to be polite.