The Silent Treatment/Transcript


 * Buster Baxter: You ever think about all the things we take for granted?
 * Arthur Read: Like what?

Buster Baxter: Like the little plastic tip of the shoelace! Without this little tip, it'd be really hard to get the lace through the hole.
 * Arthur Read: Come to think of it, I rarely think about the rest of the shoelace, either.
 * Binky Barnes: Got it!
 * (Binky thuds to the ground.)
 * Arthur Read: Unless it's untied.


 * Arthur Read: How about the ant? Did you know ants can carry more than twenty times their weight?
 * Buster Baxter: Ants are amazing!
 * Arthur Read: I know, and I never noticed that!


 * Buster Baxter: And what about the good ol' park bench?
 * Arthur Read: Always there when you need it! And yet, we take it for granted.
 * Buster Baxter and Arthur Read: (sigh)


 * George Lundgren: What about noticing me for a change? It's like I'm invisble! What about you guys? Do any of you see me?


 * (George Lundgren taps the fourth wall's glass to ever desperately get a response from the audience.)