The Ballad of Buster Baxter (song)

Below, are all of the songs/ballads sung by Art Garfunkel in the episode, The Ballad of Buster Baxter.

Intro
This is the story 'bout the face on a cake,

It belongs to, Buster Baxter.

Baby boy, bunny, Buster Baxter was born eight years ago.

''At first all he did was cry and eat and eat and eat and grow, eat and growww. That's all he did!''

''He met Arthur, they became friends. It was an astonic day!''

''They always have lots of fun, they like to read and plaaay! Hey!''

''Then one day, Buster found out he was gonna go. Gonna go, bye bye!''

''He went around the world, a couple of times. We'd thought he left the shoowww.''

Buster Baxter, went away then he came back.

Buster Baxter, this is, what he found.

Checkers
Arthur didn't wanna leave Buster out, of that he can be proud!

But the way you playing checkers, three's a crowd!

1.
This is the next day, that's all I have to say, hey!

2.
Buster Baxter, went away and he came back.

He was starting to feel like things had changed...

Kresblamania
''Kresblamania, it's insane-ia! How could Arthur catch Kresblamania?''

''Kresblamania, it's insane-ia! How could Buster not catch Kresblamania?''

Snails (In the Cafeteria)
Life, can be tough as nails,

When your friends think you're a guy,

Who likes to eat snails.

Square Dance
The kids forgot they learned a dance when Buster wasn't around,

Before Buster could know it, he couldn't dosido.

He decided to get out before he knocked everybody down!

Change partners!

Promenade!

Quack like a duck!

Supermarket/Grocery Store
Buster was feeling, boy left out, with e-very passing daayy.

Even when he found something coooooooooooooool....

Someone else had found it first, when he was awaaayyy.

Buster's House
''He's a sad, sad bunny! A sad, sad bunny!''

''T.V. isn't funny when you're a sad, sad bunny! Yeee-haww!!''

Spoken: Hey! That's not very sad music!

Sadly: ''He's a sad, sad bunny.. a sad, sad, sad, sad bunnyyyy...''

1.
Buster Baxter and his friends got a brand new start.

It was just like they neveerrr, been apart.

2.
That's how it happened, you can see!

To Buster and the kids in Elwood City,

Now they know when, you're close friends,

You can alwaaayyss get back, together again.

Spoken: So how long has the singing guy been around?

What? I thought he came here with you!

Buster Baxter, went away and he came back.

Buster Baxter, wo nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh....duh nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh..

Spoken: That was weird!

Yeah...... Mom!!! There's a singing moose in front of the house!!

''Buster Baxter... Buster Baxter..''