Misfortune Teller/Transcript

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Arthur gives a few examples of superstition among his friends.

Arthur: I don’t believe in any of that weird stuff. He checks under the bed.   All clear. No monsters.

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Binky: Since it’s your half birthday, I got you this: a half baseball. Haha. I just wanted to see what was inside.

Francine: This is half a yard of licorice.

Buster: It’s half a chocolate crunch bar. He’s chewing on the other half.

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Rubella: Gather round, everyone! I want everybody to perceive this!

Francine: What is it?

Rubella: A cootie catcher!

Francine: Hh!

Kids: (laugh)

Rubella: Don't laugh! You'll anger it. It was created by a rare mystical moulding process, handed down from our ancestors, transylvanian commuters of the Carpathian mountains!

Buster: Wow! Her ancestors were commuters.

Arthur: This must be really mystic.

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The cootie catcher prophesizes, that Buster will get an “A” on his geography test.

Buster: That’s funny. I don't even get A's in my alphabet soup!