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'''Class:''' Hh! ''Mr. Ratburn whistles innocently.'' (giggle) |
'''Class:''' Hh! ''Mr. Ratburn whistles innocently.'' (giggle) |
Revision as of 18:56, 28 July 2021
On a Saturday, Arthur and D.W. look out at the rain.
Arthur: (sighs) I’m bored.
D.W.: Rain, rain, go away. Come again some other day.
Arthur: I bet everyone else is having fun.
Buster looks out at the rain.
Buster: Rain, rain, go away. Come again on a school day.
Francine looks out at the rain holding a basketball.
Francine: (sings:) “It's raining, it's pouring. The old man is snoring.” Mr. Frensky is snoring on the couch. And it's driving me nuts!
Brain has prepared a presentation in his room.
Brain: Rain, rain, go away. Evaporate and recondense, combining with vapor molecules and cumulonimbus clouds to return in a low-pressure weather front on a more appropriate occasion, hey hey.
Arthur and D.W. are still looking out at the rain.
Arthur: (yawns)
Arthur+D.W.: I’m bored.
~~~
Title Card: Arthur With Umbrella
~~~
The day before, the third-graders sit in the classroom while the sun is shining outside.
Mr. Ratburn: Your homework assignment is...
Francine: Mr. Ratburn! Mr. Ratburn!
Mr. Ratburn: Francine?
Francine: Today is Friday. Mr. Ratburn checks a calendar on the wall.
Mr. Ratburn: You're right. The other kids smile at Francine. Good. You'll have all weekend to do your homework.
Class: Aw!
Arthur: (sighs)
Outside in the schoolyard, Miss Sweetwater addresses her class.
Miss Sweetwater: Your assignment for the weekend - make sure you have loads of fun.
Miss Sweetwater’s Class: (cheer) They dance around Miss Sweetwater.
Arthur: Bah!
Mr. Ratburn: Prepare a short report about what you do tomorrow.
Buster: Does that include eating?
Francine: Didn’t you hear? He said a "short" report. The school bell rings.
~~~
The kids leave the school building. Binky stops Arthur, Buster and Francine.
Binky: Hey! I need ideas for my report. What should I do tomorrow?
Buster: You could come to the park with us. Francine and Arthur give him angry looks.
Binky: Great idea! He raises a hand, which makes Buster flinch. Hey, wait a minute! If we play together, our reports will be the same. Forget it! He walks away.
Francine: Is Binky right? Will our reports be the same?
Arthur: No. We don't have to play together all day.
~~~
That evening, Kate and Pal play peekaboo in the living room. Arthur and D.W. sit on the couch.
Kate: (laughs)
Commercial (on TV): “Sweet and fishy, good for kids. Golden delicious honey squids.”
Arthur+D.W.: Yeugh!
D.W.: So what are we doing tomorrow?
Arthur: We’re not doing anything. I'm going to the park with the guys.
D.W.: But you said you'd play with me.
Arthur: Tomorrow, I have to do something interesting. I'll play with you Sunday.
D.W.: Grrr!
~~~
On Saturday, there is a thunderstorm. Arthur looks out at the rain.
D.W.: When are you going to the park, Arthur?
Arthur: I can't, it's raining.
D.W.: (chuckles) Too bad, I guess you can play with me after all. She pulls him away.
~~~
D.W. drops a few stuffed toys and board games on the living room rug. Arthur is on the phone.
Arthur: I need ideas. I can't write a report about playing baby games with D.W.
Francine: At least you'll be doing something. I can't think of anything. Her dad is still snoring on the couch, right beside the drum set. Maybe I'll practice the drums. She smiles mischievously.
D.W. holds up two boxes.
D.W.: Which one first: “Weasel Rally” or “Confuse the Goose”?
Arthur points at the former and rolls his eyes. D.W. hands him the lid.
Arthur: "A fun game combining all the thrills of weasels and racing."
~~~
Pal and Kate are both asleep while the parents sit at the dining table writing checks.
Arthur: You're doing it wrong!
D.W.: I am not! I am not! I am not!
Kate: (cries)
Mrs. Read: What's going on, you two? D.W. comes in, followed by Arthur
D.W.: Arthur's ruining the game. He’s not playing right.
Arthur: I am so! I roll the dice, I move around the board.
D.W.: But you’re supposed to be having fun. Look at the little boy on the box!
Arthur: That little boy is not playing with you.
Mrs. Read: Arthur, is there another game you can play?
D.W.: Yes. I'll go set it up. She leaves. The parents go back to work.
Arthur: Mom. Dad. I can't write a report that I played “Confuse the Goose”. Everyone will laugh at me.
Mr. Read: Why don’t you read a book to D.W.?
Mrs. Read: Yes, that should be quiet.... eh, fun.
When Arthur returns, D.W. has set up "Confuse the Goose". She spins the goose on the board.
Arthur: Mom and Dad said I don’t have to play that. But I’ll read to you. D.W. walks to the dining room.
D.W.: Mom! Arthur said you said he didn't have to play with me!
Arthur phones Buster who watches TV at home.
Buster: I don't know what you can do, Arthur.
Arthur: Everything around here is too boring to be in a report.
D.W. has put a pile of books on an armchair. She looks peeved.
D.W.: I'm ready! Hm-hm! Hm-hm! Hm-hm!
Buster (on phone): Just watch wrestling until the rain stops. Hê. How long can it rain for?
Weatherman (on TV): This system is very similar to a monsoon during which it rains nonstop for an entire month.
Arthur: Hhh!
Buster (on phone): Arthur? Are you still there?
Arthur sits down next to D.W.
D.W.: Like it would be so hard to play one game of “Confuse the Goose” with your adorable sister. She hands him a book called “3 Bears”.
Arthur: "Once upon a time..."
D.W.: Let me guess. They live happily ever after, right? Arthur checks the ending.
Arthur: Right.
D.W.: I knew it. Boooring!
Mrs. Read is signing a check when a loud noise makes her pen slip.
Arthur: Roaaroarroar!
D.W.: (screams)
Kate: (cries)
D.W.: No! (screams) Arthur angrily chases her past the dining table holding a book like a monster’s jaws. Pal runs after them.
Arthur: (growls)
Pal: (barks) The parents look exasperated.
Mr. Read: Everybody, freeze!! Everybody freezes, including Pal and Kate.
D.W.: (without moving her body:) Arthur's trying to bite my nose.
Mr. Read: Is that any way to treat a book?!
Arthur: No. No, but she… she didn't want me reading to her!
Mrs. Read: Why don't you draw? Mr. Read gives her the thumbs-up. The kids leave.
~~~
A while later, Arthur and D.W. are drawing in the living room.
D.W.: What did you draw?
Arthur: A dog, and he's bored. What did you draw?
D.W.: A stick.
Arthur: A stick?
D.W.: A stick from the park where you (furiously shouts:) promised to take me to today!! Mr. Reads papers fly off the table.
Arthur: I never promised you anything!
D.W.: Did too! …
Arthur: Did not! …
Mrs. Read: We’re never gonna get anything done.
The parents go into the living room with two raincoats.
D.W.: Did too! …
Arthur: Did not! …
Mr. Read: Ahem!
~~~
Arthur and D.W. stand outside the door in their raincoats.
Mr. Read: Have fun at Grandma's. He smiles and closes the door. The kids stare.
D.W.: It's raining! We'll die out here!
Arthur: Come on! He pulls her away.
~~~
Arthur and D.W. cross a bridge in the park.
Arthur: If you'd behaved, we'd still be dry.
D.W.: Me?! I didn’t do anything. I'm the cute one! You’re annoying. Arthur rolls his eyes.
~~~
Arthur and D.W. walk to Grandma Thora’s house.
Arthur: Oh great! Now I get to write a really exciting report about visiting my grandma. “I went to my grandma’s. She’s nice. The end.” I’m doomed.
Grandma Thora opens the door.
Grandma Thora: Hurry up! Come in, children. This is only good weather for ducks.
A family of anthropomorphic ducks comes cycling by.
Mr. Duck: Beautiful weather, huh?
D.W.: Huh?
In the hallway, Arthur and D.W. take off their coats.
Grandma Thora: I thought if you were bored at home, maybe you’d enjoy helping me…
Arthur: ...helping you watch TV?
Grandma Thora: No, Arthur. Help me…
~~~
Thora turns on a naked light bulb in her attic.
Grandma Thora: …clean out the attic.
Arthur: But cleaning is boring. Look at all this stuff.
D.W.: Wow!
Grandma Thora: I was just starting on it when your dad begged me to… um, when I decided to invite you over!
D.W. takes a ginger wig out of a hatbox and puts it on. Arthur finds a bobblehead baseball player in a chest.
Arthur: This is kind of creepy. He shakes the figure.
Grandma Thora: That was your father's. So were these. She holds up flared green pants with stars and moons.
D.W.: It's a dress with legs!
Grandma Thora: They're bell-bottom pants, silly. I have a picture of him wearing them.
Arthur holds the pants and D.W. shouts into a pant leg.
D.W.: Hello, hello, hello.
Grandma Thora: Here it is. She shows a photograph of young David Read in an album.
Arthur+D.W.: (laugh)
Grandma has set up an old film projector.
Grandma Thora: Flip that switch, Arthur.
An old black-and-white film shows young David at the entrance of Wonderworld.
D.W.: (laughs) Daddy's a goof!
Arthur: That’s Wonderworld? Where's the Hurl-a-Whirl?
Grandma Thora: It wasn't built yet.
The film shows David walking through the amusement park.
D.W.: That is not Wonderworld. If that was Wonderworld, the mall would be right there.
Grandma Thora: They closed the wildlife reserve to build the mall later.
Arthur: Really?
The film shows the Sugar Bowl and street scenes from Elwood City. Arthur is transfixed. The film is reflected in his glasses.
~~~
On Monday, the kids reads their reports in class.
Francine: "Then my dad made me stop drumming so I watched wrestling all day."
Binky: "After watching eight hours of wrestling, I hope someday I can be a wrestler too, because then I could pulverize people and get paid for it!" He realizes he has ripped his report.
Buster: "I watched wrestling all day.”
Mr. Ratburn: (yawns)
Buster: "It was very... interesting.” Several kids are asleep or yawning.
Francine: (yawns)
Buster: "The end."
Arthur: (yawns)
Francine: Boy, it's like living through the most boring day in history twice.
Mr. Ratburn: (yawns) Arthur, you're next.
Arthur walks to the front. The others look expectantly.
Arthur: "On Saturday, I went to my grandma's..."
Binky: Oh, this is gonna be fascinating.
Brain: Aw… He closes his eyes. Several kids looks like they are expecting the worst.
Arthur: No, it wasn't boring. Grandma! Thora comes in with a projector on a trolley.
~~~
The film is running. Thora and Arthur stand next to the screen. Arthur is wearing the bell-bottom pants, pink shirt and blue cap that his dad wore in the film.
Grandma Thora: This is when my house was the only one on the block.
Arthur: And comic books cost 25 cents! He holds up the #3 issue of Bionic Bunny.
Class: Wow!
Binky: Cool!
The film shows a football field.
Grandma Thora: That's the high school. A nerdy teenager with glasses waves from the bleachers. Do you know who that boy is? The teenager gets hit by a football. The other teenagers laugh. That's Mr. Haney, your principal. Teenage David Read helps Mr. Haney up.
Class: (laugh)
Arthur: I never realized my grandma knew so much cool stuff.
Francine: Do you think our grandparents know about this too?
Grandma Thora: Probably even more! Why not ask them and find out? By the way, here comes somebody you might recognize.
In the film, a teenage Nigel Ratburn walks onto the field in a football jersey. He dances around the ball and sticks out his tongue at the camera.
Grandma Thora: That boy is Mr. Ratburn!
(The class chuckles in unison.)
Class: Hh! Mr. Ratburn whistles innocently. (giggle)