Pop Quiz from Ratburn

This article is about the album song. You may be looking for the Pop Quiz song from the episode "Lend Me Your Ear".

Pop Quiz from Ratburn is a song on the album Arthur's Really Rockin' Music Mix. It is set to the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel."

Lyrics[]

Every morning right before lunch

My brain's had all it can learn

Then it happens, like it or not

Pop quiz from Ratburn!

Arthur: What's the metric weight of a flea?

Muffy: What is a Grecian urn?

Sue Ellen: Five tough questions every day!

Pop quiz from Ratburn!

Binky: What's a word that rhymes with cement?

Francine: The back of what is the stern?

Buster: I'm so hungry, I can't think!

Pop quiz from Ratburn!

Mr. Ratburn: Now class, I have the utmost respect for your great brainpower

That's why I give you two minutes flat

To do what takes an hour!

Every morning right before lunch

My brain's had all it can learn

Then it happens, like it or not

Pop quiz from Ratburn!

Arthur: What's the ocean west of France?

Francine: Name a book by Jules Verne!

Buster: Won't the lunch bell ever ring?!

Pop quiz from Ratburn!

What's 48 divided by 2?

What language do the Scots learn?

Won't the lunch bell ever ring?!

Mr. Ratburn: Pop quiz from Ratburn!

Pop quiz from Ratburn

Mr. Ratburn: Pencils Down

Binky: Aw!

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Arthur and Friends: The First Almost Real Not Live CD (or Tape)	1. "Believe in Yourself" • 2. "Library Card" • 3. "Crazy Bus (No Way!)" • 4. "Arthur vs. the Piano" • 5. "The UFO Song" • 6. "Meek for a Week" • 7. "Jekyll and Hyde" • 8. "My Dog Pal" • 9. "Matalij Ja Mustii (The Binky Song)" • 10. "Crazy Bus (I Said No, D.W.!)" • 11. "My Night Light" • 12. "Go to Sleep" • 13. "Thinking Tune" • 14. "Lucky Pencil" • 15. "Homework" • 16. "Poetry Club" • 17. "The Ballad of Buster Baxter" • 18. "Leftovers Goulash" • 19. "Crazy Bus (What's This Doing Here?)"

Arthur's Perfect Christmas	1. "Perfect Christmas" • 2. "Jingle Bells" • 3. "The First Noel" • 4. "Boogie Woogie Christmas" • 5. "Here We Come a'Wassailing" • 6. "O Little Town of Bethlehem" • 7. "Silent Night" • 8. "Fum, Fum, Fum" • 9. "It's Kwanzaa Time!" • 10. "What Child Is This?" • 11. "What's the Use of Presents?" • 12. "Baxter Day" • 13. "I'm Not Scared of Santa" • 14. "We Three Kings" • 15. "Chanukah, Oh Chanukah" • 16. "Sevivon" • 17. "Chanukah Blessing" • 18. "Sankta Lucia" • 19. "Nu Är Det Jul Igen" • 20. "Angels We Have Heard on High" • 21. "Bring a Torch, Jeanette, Isabella" • 22. "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear" • 23. "O Tannenbaum" • 24. "Joy to the World" • 25. "Perfect Christmas Reprise"

Arthur's Really Rockin' Music Mix	1. "Believe in Yourself (Arthur Theme Remix)" • 2. "I Don't Want to Wake Up" • 3. "Pop Quiz from Ratburn" • 4. "Has Anybody Seen My Invisible Friend?" • 5. "Two Sides of the Story" • 6. "I Can't Snap My Fingers" • 7. "Fly, Butterfly, Fly!" • 8. "D.W.'s Brass in Pocket" • 9. "Elwood City: A Report" • 10. "Muffy's Soccer Song" • 11. "My Brain" • 12. "Only the Frensky" • 13. "Mrs. Wha-cha-ma-call-it" • 14. "Fern's Detective Tango" • 15. "My Echo Doesn't Sound Like Me" • 16. "Goldilocks and The Bears Trio as Told by Sue Ellen"