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"We Three Kings" is a traditional Christmas carol. Track 14 of the album Arthur's Perfect Christmas, it is one of several such carols performed by D.W., however, D.W. does not sing the songs correctly. She instead sings her own entirely made up lyrics to the tunes of the original songs.

Lyrics

We three kings ate boiling tar
Kissed a bear in back of a car
Drank a fountain, chewed a mountain
Why did we eat that tar?

What were we thinking?
What did we do?
What were we drinking?
What did we chew?

Tar is not a major food group
And you shouldn't kiss a bear.

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